

The surprisingly intelligent and learned Comic Book Guy has smartly positioned himself as the cultural critic of the culturally devoid Springfield. The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop God gave me an F-fiddly-F on that test." Business Tips from Moe, Mr. Success Secret: "I always remember that on each dil-doodly-dollar I make at my store, it says 'In God We Trust.' Clean living, bowing to the will of the almighty and denial of all worldly pleasure is Ned's path to business treasure."īiggest Mistake: "Ooh, that would be my angry outburst and pottymouth after the hurricane. Later, the store was looted after a hurricane.īiggest Accomplishments: Surviving startup competing with the neighboring Leftopolis building a niche business on word-of-mouth marketing supporting his family-and tithing to eight churches-with his business First, Ned nearly went bankrupt as Homer refused to send word-of-mouth business his way. It's a great niche, but just like Job in the Bible, Ned and his store have been beset by struggles. Stalwart Simpsons' neighbor Ned Flanders risked it all to pursue his dream: a store for the leftily inclined.

Your best pal will shiv ya in the back when you're getting a pie in the face." Huh hu huh hu!"īiggest Mistake: "Never trust nobody. All the gags, all the shilling, being treated like some dumb sap by the network executives, it's all for the booze and the floozies-um, I mean kids. Success Secret: "You gotta do it for the kids. Krusty has had his share of bad times-his assistant Sideshow Bob framing him for robbery comes to mind-but he always lands on his clown-shoe-clad feet.īiggest Accomplishments: Surviving cancellation reuniting with his father, Rabbi Krustofski retiring at least five times staying out of jail (as much as he can) His top brands and businesses include the fast-food chain Krusty Burger, Kamp Krusty, Krustylu Studios, Krusty-O brand cereal and Krusty's Home Pregnancy Test. The money tends to come in handy when Krusty neglects to pay his taxes or gambles and boozes his money away.

Krusty the Clown yukked his way to fame as a beloved children's entertainer, and along the way, he never met a licensing deal he didn't like.
